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Message par Lillia Mizutani le Dim 16 Avr - 13:45

Je rève du jour où Jan RP-era Owain. Ce sera brillant.

Owain : I'm eating at a Japanese steak house, and there was a calamari tentacle in my soup.
Owain : So naturally.
Owain : My dumb ass says out loud,
Owain : "I didn't order extra hentai."
Owain : Anyway, I can never go back there.

Akane : About a week ago, I accidentally slept with Owain.
Ada : Really?
Akane: Yes.
Ada: You accidentally slept with Owain...
Akane : Yes.
Ada: Accidentally.
Akane : Yes.
Ada : I don't understand. Did you trip over something?

(About 2017)
Rick : It’s The Year of the Rooster.
Owain : The Year of the Cock.
Lillia: The Year of the FIRE Rooster!
Owain : THE YEAR OF THE BIG COCK
Rick & Lillia : OWAIN NO



Owain : I hope you had fun, Jan!
Jan : Nah.
Owain : Did you have fun?
Jan : No.
Owain : Did you have fun though
Jan : No.
Owain : But, fun, did you have it?
Jan : See, you’re asking me the same question.

Katherine : I'm playing a new drinking game!
Katherine : It's called every time I'm depressed, I take a drink.
Owain : That game exists, it's called alcoholism.

Akiro : *Laying his head on Jan's chest* I can hear your heartbeat.
Jan : Let me know if it stops.

Owain : Excuse me, are you currently involved in a sexual relationship?
Random person : No.
Owain : Would you like to be?
Random person : Uh, sure, why not?
Owain : Can I have your phone number?
Random person : Uh... Yeah, yeah.

"I'm having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich."- Owain

Liberty : Rebel team subordinate Owain.
Owain : Yes, Satan?

Owain :
How's your love life?
Adam : ...
Adam : *Gross sobbing*

Lillia, holding a camera :
Smile!
Akane : No.

Rick : Owain, you think every round fruit is an apple.
Owain : No I don't.
Rick, pulling cherries out: Ok, then what are these?
Owain : Tiny apples.
Rick, pointing to pumpkins : And those?
Owain : Halloween apples.

Carina: Lead us into prayer, my dears.
Owain : In the name of the father, son, and the Holy ghost.
Owain : Head, shoulders, kness, and toes...
Adam : Turn up your nose, strike your pose-
In unison : Hey macarena!

"I'm unfamiliar with the concept of my life working out." - Rick

Owain : Hey Jan?
Jan : No.
Owain : I haven't said anything yet.

Owain : Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding.
Owain : Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man.

"I'll cry at my own wedding because it'll be a miracle it's happening." - Owain

Owain : Are you wearing space pants, 'cause your ass is outta' this world!
Akane : No, I'm wearing trainer pants because this ass is out of your league.
Owain : Damn...

Celle en hide a déjà été écrite. Mais je l'ai gardée parce que j'ai pensé exactement aux même persos pour la quote du coup, g ri
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Message par Akane Ueno le Jeu 20 Avr - 17:34

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Aujourd'hui y en aura pas beaucoup parce que je suis un zombie


Rick : You know what, Owain? You're pretty cool.
Owain : The cooliest?
Rick : Don't ruin it.

Katherine : What's your height again?
Lillia : Height is overrated.
Katherine : Short, I see

"Well, at least I’m better than dirt. Well. Most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff’s loaded with nutrients. I can’t compete with that stuff." - Owain

Jan : *under his breath* You look pretty.
Akiro : What was that?
Jan : I said you look shitty! Goodnight Akiro!


Lillia : I need you to stay calm, okay?
Akane : I'm just gonna stay angry. I find that it relaxes me.

Akane : Hello everybody, we’re going to have our weekly suggestions box meeting, so you can get in your constructive compliments ASAP.
Rick : Don’t you mean constructive criticisms?
Akane : What’d I say?
Rick : You said constructive compliments. That doesn’t make any sense.
Akane : Well, Rick, that was neither constructive or a compliment, so why don’t you stop criticizing my English and start making some suggestions?

Owain : *puts hands over Jan's eyes* Guess who!
Jan : It's either Owain, or the cold, clammy hands of death.
Owain : It's me!
Jan : Dammit.

Rick : Stop arguing and help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a five letter word for disappointment.
Akane : Owain.
Owain : ...
Ada : ...
Rick : ... It fits.

"Since it is impossible to tell when the middle of my life is, I have decided to have an ongoing crisis." - Jan

Jan : Ow it hurts!
Akiro : What ???
Jan : The sound of Owain talking!

Akane : I will probably kill Owain in his sleep tonight.
Jan : Wake me up so I can watch.

"Owain, has the concept of personal space ever been explained to you?" - Literaly anyone, ever

Owain [checking his phone] : Ooh, looks like I'm gonna have sex tonight.
Adam : His right hand is calling him?

[texting]
Owain : Akane? There’s a huge moth on the outside of the door. Can you get it please?? Please hurry because I’m gonna cry
Owain : ...Akane?
Akane : Akane is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

Rick : Akane's in jail.
Owain : Akane's in JAIL?!
Leon [to Ada] : You called it.


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Message par Rick O'Brien le Lun 1 Mai - 20:58

Lillia : Are you lying to me?
Jan : Define 'lying.'
Lillia : I define it as not telling the truth, how do you define lying?
Jan : Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

Owain : It's getting so cold, I wish I could have someone to snuggle with-
Akane : [Throws blanket] THEN GET A BLANKET
Akane: BUNDLE UP BITCH

"How do I run in heels? Faster than you, that’s for sure." - Akane

"I once killed a man in his sleep with his own moustache and a grape." - Akane

Rick : How do you sleep at night?
Katherine : On silk sheets, rolling naked in money.

Jonas :
Kendall? Do I have a thing for her? No way!
[Silence]
Jonas : Why, did she say something?

Katherine : It's been so nice talking to you.
Rick : We were fighting.
Katherine : Must do it again sometime. Bye now.

Akiro : We're gonna die!
Rick : Only eventually.

Akane : Fuck you.
Owain : Is that an insult or a to do list?
Akane : What
Owain : What

Owain : Alright, let’s go over the plan one more time. If one of us dies first, what will the other one do?
Adam : Locate the corpse and move the body so it looks like they’re dabbing.
Owain : Exactly.

Liberty : I'm not a lame mom.
Liberty : I'm a cool mom.
Liberty : Right?
Owain : You're not even our mom.
Liberty : You're grounded.

Owain : As a college student, my favorite words to hear are ‘canceled’ and 'free’
Akane : Free pizza is canceled
Owain : Why would you say something like that
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Message par Akane Ueno le Mer 3 Mai - 22:47

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Adam : Hey, girl, you want some good sex?
Liberty : No.
Adam : THEN YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT GUY

Lillia : Good responses to being stabbed with a knife?
Jan : "Rude."
Owain : "Not again..."
Akiro : "Are you going to want this back?"

Jan : See this? This is my "I don't care" face.
Owain : That's your normal face.

Lillia : Did you just refer to the knife as a "people-opener"?
Akane : Should I not have?

Rick : What's Owain doing?
Akane : His best.

Owain : I gotta tell you something. I'm madly in love with you.
Akane : Well, good luck with that.

Akiro : How long are you going to stay mad at me?
Jan : Ten minutes.

"Do us a favor. I know it’s hard for you, but stay here and try not to do anything stupid." - Akane to Adam

Rick : Akane, are you going to complain the entire time?
Akane : Somebody has to!

"No no, I’m listening. It just takes me a moment to process so much stupid all at once." - Jan to Owain

Edea : Awkward sibling hug?
Owain : Awkward sibling hug.
Both : Pat pat.

"I will punch you in the mouth. With my own mouth. Softly. Because I like you." - Jan to Akiro

Adam [seductively] : Take me, Liberty.
Liberty : Where? I’m low on gas and you need a jacket.

Owain : We look cute together.
Akane : I look cute with everybody.

Katherine : There was something that prevented me from having friends when I was a little girl.
Rick : It must have been your personality.

Lillia : Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Akane : Yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those.

Charles : You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Akane?
Akane : No.
Charles : I do.
Akane : I know, Charles.
Charles : I’m sad.
Akane : I know, Charles.

Akane : Only geniuses can say these four words quickly. Eye. Yam. Stew. Pit.
Rick : Come on, no one's falling for tha-
Owain : IAMSTUPID

Liberty : Ask me a question, any question, and I'll answer it.
Katherine : Any question?
Liberty : Yes.
Katherine : Would you like some toast?
Liberty : I am a robot with an IQ of 12,000. You don't understand. I know the meaning of the universe.
Katherine : That's not answering my question.
Liberty : No, I would NOT like some toast.

Lillia : What's your favorite color?
Owain : Akane.
Owain : ... Wait, what was the question?

Rick : You're not as charming as you think you are.
Katherine : I'm precisely as charming as I believe I am, to the decimal place.

[Akiro and Jan skipping stones on the lake]
Akiro : It's such a beautiful evening.
Jan : *whispering* Take that, you fucking lake.


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Message par Lillia Mizutani le Ven 26 Mai - 9:30

allez ça fait un bail

Owain : Jan's our enemy.
Owain : But it turns our Jan's his worst enemy.
Owain : [Pauses to stare into oblivion]

Aaron : Daddy's here, and Daddy's gonna take care of you.
Owain : Please don't refer yourself as our daddy.

Lillia : A haiku for filmmakers who set their films in Mexico.
Liliia : Your Mexico film / Better nor be about drugs / I swear to Gods bro.

Akane : So, what's the problem ?
Aaron : I want to ask you to kill a man for me.
Akane : [Smiles]

Rick : See, life is like a runaway dump truck; hot, fast and full of garbage.
Charles : What ?

Owain : I think it's cute when someone admits they have a crush on you.
Adam : I think it's a fucking miracle.

Edea : [Riding a bike]
Owain : I taught her everything she needs to know.
Lillia : Braking...?
Owain : ...
Owain : I taught her half of what she needs to know.

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Message par Akane Ueno le Mar 6 Juin - 19:04

Bon j'ai perdu toutes mes quotes l'autre fois donc là ça va être de la basse qualité remplie de haine


Owain : I don't get why we need driver's training. Driving is just like Mario Kart except slower and you can't throw blue shells at people.
Akane : Please never drive.

Akiro : *softly but with a lot of feeling* Fuck.

"I love saying ‘fuck me’ because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly." - Owain

Owain : Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?
Akane : Oh, my God. I don't know. Owain, go to sleep.


And now the one I spent hours typing the other day and that happens to be a classic :

"Would you fuck a clone of yourself?"
Owain : Yes.
Lillia : No.
Jan : I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
Adam : I'm not gay, but I would totally fuck my clone.
Rick : I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
Akiro : I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.
Katherine : I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
Akane : I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
Kendall : It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
Jonas : It's not the same as masturbating, it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
Alan : I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone was evil.
Edea : I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
Charles : To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
Carina : Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.
Liberty : You guys are nasty and I'm, frankly, a little concerned.

I probably had better-fitting names last but eff it


Akane : Describe your ideal man.
Lillia : He's dark and mysterious, and he can sing, and he plays the organ.
Akane : I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera.

Akane : I will kill you in your sleep.
Charles : Haha I dont sleep

Lillia : What could be better than serving up smiles?
Jan: Being dead or anything else.

Jan : Oh, yes, I'll live.
Jan : But I won't enjoy it.

Owain : Hey Rick, what’s your biggest fear?
Rick : Being forgotten.
Owain : Damn. That’s deep. Mine’s the Kool Aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.

Akane : My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Alan : Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Kendall : Tackle him.
Jan : Dump him.
Katherine : Kick him in the shin.
Owain : NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Lillia : There are better things in the world than alcohol, Katherine.
Katherine : Oh yes, girl. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.

Alan : I am not a murderer. Okay technically I am. Not even technically, literally. But I refuse to be defined by the one time I murdered somebody.
Charles : "one time"

Ada : We gotta get out of here!
Owain : Yeah, thank you Katherine obvious!
Ada : What?
Owain : I said, thank you Katherine obvious.
Akane : Did he say "Katherine obvious?"
Rick : It's "captain obvious."
Owain : Huh?
Rick : The expression is "Thank you, CAPTAIN obvious."
Owain : It's not Katherine?
Akane : No.
Rick : Who would Katherine be?
Owain : Katherine could be a captain.

Rick : Anyone ever tell you you've got anger issues?
Akane : I prefer the term "leadership skills"

Lillia : are you a practicing homosexual?
Kendall : I don't have to practice, I'm very good at it.

Akiro : So I walked into Jan's room while he was asleep and I knocked something over and he said “if you're a ghost or some shit please fuck off i'm too tired for this”

Carina : I like my girls like I like my boys.
Carina : That's it. That's the joke.
Carina : I'm bisexual.


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Message par Alan Nevermore le Mar 6 Juin - 23:41

Hey, pour montrer que j'existe j'ai décidé d'essayer de faire quelques quotes débiles, histoire qu'on puisse me juger avant de me connaître, enjoy!


Alan: I'm going to punch your mouth!
With my mouth! Gently...

Jan: Where's my oscar for acting like I'm not falling apart?


Alan: I just ended a 5-year relation ship.
Akiro: Are you okay?
Alan: It's okay. It wasn't my relationship.

Jan: I bet you both can't be quiet for 5 minutes.
*Five seconds later*
Owain: [sneezes]
Owain: That doesn't count since it was just sne-
Alan: SHUT UP, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE US LOSE!!
Jan: Well, it looks like I win.

Akane: We can't lose. Because we have this. [points to her chest]
Owain: We have heart.
Akane: Heart? No.
Akane: Me. I'm pointing to myself. I'm going to win this for us.

Alan: There is something that prevents me from having friends.
Jan: Probably your personality.
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Message par Akiro Lynn le Ven 9 Juin - 22:37

Aujourd'hui j'y vais avec délicatesse parce que je suis le personnage le plus doux de ce forum


Akiro : You were happy once, Jan.
Jan : I was never happy. I was just less pissed off.

"I get so upset when things are marked ‘child-resistant’ and I can’t open them like NO I AM AN ADULT I PROMISE" - Lillia

"I may not be smart enough to know everything, but I’m dumb enough to try anything." - Owain

Akane : Since we’re going to be working with each other, go ahead and introduce yourselves
Owain : My name is Owain with a "B", and I’ve been afraid of insects ever since—
Rick : Wait wait wait, where?
Owain : What?
Akane : Where’s the "B"?
Owain : *terrified* There’s a bee????



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Message par Lillia Mizutani le Sam 17 Juin - 23:53

Akane : Twinkle twinkle little star
Akane : I want to hit you with a car
Akane : Throw you off a tree so high
Akane : Hope you break your neck and die

Alan : Roses are red, violets are blue
Alan : If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you.

Owain : One does not simply
Owain : Revive an old meme

Jonas : You can't sleep your problems away.
Owain : I can try, though.

Akane: I could kill you if I wanted.
Alan: Yeah? So could a dedicated duck. You're not special.

Adam  : You guys might as well be a pile of leaves because you're about to get blown away.
Akane : sighs

"Get over here, Akiro. Being part of the group means being a part of group hugs." - Owain

Lillia : You're a kind person, aren't you?
Rick : Well, no. Not really.

"I want her now, at once, to embrace her and cling to her. No one can understand." - Owain

Owain : Thanks, cutiepie.
Akane : Ugh.
Owain : Sorry, I'll think of a better one than cutiepie. You're my angel.... dust. Sorry, that's a drug.

Rick : You take care of Akiro.
Akane : But how do I make it look like an accident?
Rick : I'm not saying murder, just talk to him like a regular person

Owain : Now that I have your attention-
Katherine : You don't have our attention.
Owain : MONEY.
Katherine : I'm listening!

Charles : Hey!
Jan : Ugh. This guy again.

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