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Message par Akane Ueno le Dim 12 Mar - 16:54

Aujourd'hui, j'invente des jeux.

Donc il n'y pas vraiment de règles pour celui-là, pas d'ordre pour poster ou quoi. Le principe est tout simplement de prendre une quote d'une œuvre, d'une personne ou un personnage existant, et de l'associer à votre personnage. Évidemment ce sera basé sur "ce que le personnage pourrait dire" et évidemment de l'humour et des exagérations~
Pour mieux comprendre comment ça se passe vous pouvez voir ces blogs tumblr qui le font :
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Vous pouvez prendre les quotes de ces blogs, vu que ce sont souvent les plus célèbres, et celles qu'on retrouve le plus souvent (donc on imagine, les meilleures).
Vous êtes libres d'en proposer autant que vous voulez à la fois, autant de fois que vous voulez (même si on évite le double post, n'est-ce pas)~
Si vous avez une idée qui marcherait pile-poil pour le personnage de quelqu'un d'autre vous pouvez aussi la proposer - et évidemment vous pouvez faire des dialogues~
(Désolée aux anglophobes, c'est de l'anglais partout)

Du coup je commence :
Jan : My job here is done.
Lillia : But you didn't do any-
Jan : *exits dramatically*

Akane : I'm gonna strangle you.
Owain : You're not tall enough.
Akane : YOU’VE SUNK LOW ENOUGH FOR ME TO REACH.

"She’s definitely out of my league. Actually we’re not even playing the same sport. It’s kind of like she’s in the NBA and I work at the muffler store next to the stadium." - Owain about Akane

Akane : Well I did go to summer camp. For two weeks. I got kicked out.
Owain : Kicked out?
Akane : Yeah. It’s a long story. Suffice it to say I don’t like liars who steal nail polish and then pass out when you slap them a little bit on the back of the head.

Akane : Tell him about the birds and the bees.
Jan : [to Owain] They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

Owain : Okay, so I just had a really great idea.
Jan : No.
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Message par Lillia Mizutani le Dim 12 Mar - 19:24

Liberty : How do you plead?
Owain : *looks at Akane*
Akane :  *mouths* Not guilty.
Owain : Hot milky.

Bonus:

Rick : How do you take your coffee?
Owain : I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.
Rick : Okay, so white chocolate mocha.

Jan : *falls*
Lillia : Did you just fall?
Jan : Psh, of course not. I just attacked the floor.
Lillia : Backwards?
Jan : I'm skilled.

Owain : I brought reinforcements.
Rick : You brought Akane?
Owain : Um... no. I brought the next best thing.
Adam : Hey!
Rick : Adam? You brought Adam?

"Hey, are you from Prague? ‘Cause I can’t help but Czech you out." - Adam to Liberty
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Message par Akane Ueno le Dim 12 Mar - 19:38

Désolée y en a mille ;w;


Owain : You know, you’ve got to stop sending me these mixed messages.
Jan : “I don’t like you” and “go away” are not mixed messages.

Adam : This is killing me!
Liberty : Good. Die.

Charles : Okay Akane, you have 5 seconds to name 5 famous disasters. And.. go !
Akane : Vesuvius, Chicago fire, dinosaur asteroid, Titanic, and... um... your haircut.

[texting]
Adam : Hey, so what are you doing right now?
Liberty : Lying in bed
Adam : Oh? What are you doing in bed? Wink
Liberty : Eating cereal
Adam : Mmm what would you do if I was in bed next to you?
Liberty : Eat my cereal
Adam : Lol I mean if the cereal wasn't there
Liberty : I'd get out of bed and go get the cereal

"I had to take a sick day, I’m so sick of these people." - Jan

Owain : About a month ago, Akane and I slept together.
Jan : And?
Owain : I thought you'd be more surprised.
Jan : Oh, sorry.
Jan : [in a shocked voice] And??

Jan : If no one ever marries me...
Owain, Lillia, Rick, Liberty : I volunteer as tribute!

"She’s got chocolate brown eyes and the ass of an angel." - Owain about Akane
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Message par Lillia Mizutani le Dim 12 Mar - 20:32

"I wanna marry my bed." - Rick to himself

"I'm like, dropping hints that I'm single." - Owain to Rick

"I've decided to see your threat against my life as flirting." - Adam to Liberty

"The answer was too simple, I was too smart to see it!" - Akane to herself

Owain : Do you want to know my opinion?
Jan : Not really, no-
Owain : [starts talking]
Jan : OH MY GOD

Owain : Not to worry, I have a permit.
[hands over paper]
Akane : This just says "I can do what I want."

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Message par Jan Lyons le Dim 12 Mar - 21:47

Je vis pour celle qui est en hide et que littéralement seulement toi et moi pouvons comprendre ♥


Lillia : Are you okay?
Jan : I'm going to start charging people money to ask me that.

Owain : Are you busy?
Akane : Yes, I was just about to paint a wall and watch it dry.

Liberty : You're the bad guy in somebody's story.
Jan : Gal, I'm the bad guy in MY story.

Jan : But who can I trust?
Lillia : Yourself.
Jan : [scoffs and chuckles] No.

"Owain sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"." - Akane

"Am I bitter? Yes. But do I try to move on and let go of past anger? Well, actually no." - Akane

Adam : I like your new pants.
Liberty : Thanks! They were 50% off!
Adam : I'd like them better if they were 100% off.
Liberty : The store can't just give away clothes for free.
Adam : That's not what I meant...
Liberty : That's a terrible way to run a business, Adam.

Adam : Somebody’s in love!
Owain : Yeah, right... I just think that Akane is cool, it’s not like I’m up all night thinking about her!
[Later that night]
Owain : Uh-oh.

"I hate you. Maybe not in an “I hope you die” kinda way, but in a “I hope you develop an allergy to bacon” kinda way." - Jan to pretty much anyone

Owain : What's your name, sweeheart ?
Liberty : Fuck off, loser
Owain : Sounds exotic, I'm Owain
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Message par Rick O'Brien le Lun 13 Mar - 20:34

"Resistance is futile." - Liberty

Lillia : You're smiling, did something good happen?
Jan : Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Rick : Owain tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Owain : I owe you my life.
Akane: No thanks. I've seen it, and I'm not impressed.

Liberty : You don't remember your name?
Adam : No, but for some reason I remember yours.

“I expect nothing, and I’m still let down.” - Jan

Rick : Owain, why is it that whenever we try to have a serious discussion, we always end up talking about your sex life?
Owain : Because I have one.

Jan : What am I allergic to?
Akane : Pine nuts.
Akane : And the entire spectrum of human emotions.

Rick : Sorry I'm late.
Akane : What happened?
Rick : Nothing, I just really didn't want to come.

Jan : Okay. Stay calm. Stay calm.
Owain : I am calm.
Jan : I'm talking to myself.

“I may be an idiot, but I’m not stupid.” -  Owain

Bonus parce qu'Owain est pas consistent:
Akane : I feel like doing something stupid.
Owain : I'm something stupid. Do me.

Akane: Stop talking.
Owain : You know I'm not good at that.

Lillia : You always see the worst in people.
Jan : Yeah, because people are the worst.

Akane : Ssshh, do you hear that ? That's the sound of forgiveness.
Lillia : That's the sound of people dying, Akane.

Rick : Lillia, don't say a word.
Lillia :
Lillia : Fergalicious.
Rick : I said no words.
Lillia : Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it's not a word, and now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.

Owain : Read my thoughts.
Lillia : I don't know how to do that.
Owain : Yes, you do. Ready?
Lillia : Fine… Waffles.
Owain : My God, it's crazy, that's exactly what I was thinking. That was just a test.
Lillia : Okay.
Owain : Okay here it is, ready?
Lillia: All right… Still waffles.
Owain : Damn it!

Jan : Baxter.
Owain : Lyons.
Adam : Barnet.
Owain : Okay, you just said your own name, mate.
Adam : It was the only one left.
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Message par Akane Ueno le Lun 13 Mar - 22:01

Ce jeu c'est ma nouvelle passion.


Jan : *looks in a mirror*
Jan : You again.

"Godzilla doesn't exist. But it would be fun if he did. And if he did, I would want to fight him." - Akane

Owain : You know you're not our mom, right?
Liberty : You stop acting like kids, I'll stop acting like your mom.

"It’s like my mother always says: if you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten." - Akane



Adam : Without the ugly in the world, there would be nothing beautiful
Jan : Thank you for your sacrifice.



Akane : I have feelings for you.
Owain : You do??
Akane : Yes. I feel you’re a little annoying.

Lillia : Just be yourself, say something nice
Jan : Which one, I can't do both



Akane : Hey, toss me my keys.
Owain : *chucks a printer at her*
Akane : I said my keys !
Owain : I thought you said printer.
Akane : Why the hell would I say printer?!

Owain : Can I say something that will possibly annoy you?
Jan : Since when do you ask permission?
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Message par Rick O'Brien le Sam 18 Mar - 13:13

La liste est infinie :')

"Owain is like chocolate cake. It looks good in the bakery, but when you take it home, it sleeps with all your friends" - Lillia Mizutani

Liberty :
I would like your undivided attention.
Owain : You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.

Owain : Oh, I am so relieved you three found me. Wait, how did you find me?
Akane : You hadn't done anything super annoying to us for, like, five hours, so we knew something was wrong.
(Rick and Adrien nod in the back)

I want to roll my eyes at you right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs. - Jan to, probably everything that ever existed, exists or will exist


Jan : You have no style or sense of fashion.
Adam : I think that depends on—
Jan : No, no. That wasn’t a question.

"Hell is real, and it smells like Axe body spray." - Akane [on Owain]

Akane: He said he'll point him out to us.
So you approach on foot from the south, and me and Rick will be in an unmarked car here.
Owain : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. "Me and Rick"? Didn't you mean "Rick and I"?
Akane: Oh, God.
Owain : I corrected your grammar! Are you so proud of me? Are you horrified? Are you super horny?

Bonus:
Akane : You and me are not an item. Never have been, never will be. What have you got to say to that then?
Owain : I.
Akane : What?
Owain : "You and I" are not an item, not "you and me."

Akane : I’ve worked with professionals, mercenaries, compromised Death Eaters… and yet no one’s behavior has been as utterly confusing as yours.
Adam : Thank you.
Akane : It’s not a compliment.

Lillia : Thank you for agreeing to see me, Professor.
Milos : I didn't, you just walked in and started talking-
Lillia : I don't have time for a history lesson.

Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I dunno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll betray my best friends to the Dark Lord, and bring about their deaths. So kill me - no, don’t kill me. That’s opposite of the point I’m trying to make. - Adam to Liberty

Akane : What else have you learned?
Rick : You’re a murderous hag.
Akane : Oh, good. We’re going to be direct

Owain : You'll be fine if you just take it down a notch.
Adam : No, you take it down a notch. You're not the boss of my notches.

"I’m not cool, all right? Why do you think old people like me so much?" - A frustrated Rick to a dumb Owain

Adam : Only this morning in the courtyard I saw a horse with two heads and two bodies!
Owain : Two horses standing next to each other?
Adam : Yes, I suppose it could have been.

Lillia : Jan, you need to find a way to calm down!
Jan : No, you're gonna have to find a way to calm down about me not calming down.

If Owain ever admitted he liked Akane:
Owain : I like watching you sleep. I look at you and I think, 'She's mine. She's all mine.'
Akane : Hm. That's sweet. Creepy and slightly Ted Bundy-esque. But sweet.

You’re smart, so you could even get away with being less attractive, and you’d still be… fairly attractive - Owain

Akane : There's only one solution. Someone has to go to Adrien and talk to him.
Rick : I vote we all look at Owain at the same time.

Adam : What is that sound?
Owain : Akane was laughing.
Adam : I thought she was torturing an owl.
Owain : Yeah, no.
Adam : Could be both.

Liberty : You lot are Rebels!
Rick : I hate that name.
Liberty : I came up with that name.
Rick : That you did.

Akane : You can't be serious.
Owain : I try not to be, but sometimes it just slips out anyway.
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Message par Jan Lyons le Sam 18 Mar - 14:36

Bon aujourd'hui je vais essayer d'y aller doucement sur les quotes


Akane : Owain and I have this kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's--
Owain : Sentences.
Akane : Don't interrupt me.

Jan : What's the most inspiring thing I've ever said to you?
Owain : "Don't be an idiot". Changed my life.

Akane : *gets down on one knee in front of Owain*
Akane : Will you... stop talking?

"I'M NOT CUTE ! I'M EVIL ! I'M THE SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT ! FEAR ME !" - Jan to Lillia



Liberty : What are you gonna bring to dinner?
Akane : My negative attitude and sparkling personality.

Jan : Can’t talk right now I’m at work.
Akane : Animal Crossing is not work.
Jan : Let’s agree to disagree.

"The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts. So I’m incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face." - Owain

Rick : I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Jan : And you came to me?

Owain : You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Akane : Well, that’s just your personal opinion because I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Jan : Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

Jan : Hello? Akane ?
Akane : (stepping out from the shadows, dressed as Lillia) Behold! The face of evil!
Jan : Akane, are you supposed to be that girl from the Neutral group? You said you were gonna be something scary!
Akane : She is scary, man! She gives me the willies!
(pause)
Jan : … Little Lillia Mizutani gives you the willies?
Akane : You don’t know, Jan. You don’t know.
Jan : Um…we’ll catch up with you later, okay?
Akane : (washing her hands and muttering to herself as he leaves) Wash away the horror… wash away the horror…

Rick : Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Jan : Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated...
Owain : Smad.


Oups.
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Message par Rick O'Brien le Dim 19 Mar - 14:33

J'en met pas beaucoup cette fois.

Maybe he'll be a steaming hot babe with huge money - Rick about Adrien

I sorta feel like I'm on drugs when I'm with you.
Not that I do drugs, unless you do drugs, in which case I do drugs all the time. Every drug.  - Owain to Akane



Owain : I have an idea, but I’m gonna need your permission.
Rick : Why would you need my permission?
Owain : Because if I mess it up, I don’t want it to just be my fault.

Owain : I have a feeling we should kiss.
Akane : Yeah ? Well sometimes I have a feeling that I should murder someone but then I think hmm... better not.

(Playing video games or if a king rises among Rebels)

Owain : Rick! Aren’t you going to help your king in this fight?
Rick : To quote Hamlet Act III Scene iii line 92, “No”.

Lillia :
How long does your ideal hug last?
Owain : 32 to 45 minutes.
Lillia : That's impractical.
Owain : You said ideal, not realistic.

Lillia : Jan, you're a good-looking man. In fact, you're one of those good-looking men who doesn't even know it.
Jan : No, I know it.

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Message par Akane Ueno le Dim 19 Mar - 18:37

CETTE FOIS, j'y vais doucement.


Lillia : There's no "I" in team
Akane : Yes but there is an "M" and an "E"

Akane : You know, there’s something weird going on with your face.
Jan : What?
Akane : You’re smiling. I didn’t think you could do that.
Jan : Well, don’t tell anyone my secret.

Owain : What did I say about calling Akane the devil?
Rick : That it's offensive to Satan?

Akane : Look up "idiot" in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?
Owain : ...a picture of me?
Akane : No! The definition of the word "idiot", which you FUCKING are!

Akane : Why don’t you come join me?
Owain : I will, Akane! I will!
Akane : … in hell.
Owain : …

Akane, to the Rebels : Today is the day we reveal to the world the existence of the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness!
Rick : ...you want us to be called L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?

Jan : Hey, I'm going to Taco Bell, you want anything?
Akane : I want my sister back.
Jan : ... yeah I got like twelve dollars

"People always ask me how I pronounce my name, Lie-ons or Lee-ons ? I always tell them the same thing: ‘How dare you speak to me.’" - Jan

Jan : [to Owain] Thanks, dad.
Jan : ... Why is everyone staring at me?
Rick : You just called Owain 'dad'.
Jan : What ? No, I didn't. I said 'thanks, man'.
Owain : Do you see me as a father figure, Jan?
Jan : No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me.
Rick : Hey, show your father some respect!


Ooooops

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Message par Lillia Mizutani le Lun 20 Mar - 2:23

Avant de dormir lel. *Regarde l'heure* ... *Pleure*

Carina : Aw, you threw a party for me? That's so nice of you two!
Akane : I accidentally put poison gas in one of these balloons so if any of them pop, we may die.

Milos : Why couldn't have we gotten a low maintenance student? Like Owain?
Owain : But you haven't watered me in weeks, sir.

Jan : Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
Adam : What does 'claustrophobic' mean?
Rick : It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Jan : No, it doesn't!
Owain : Ho ho ho!
Adam : Stop it, Owain! You're scaring him!

Rick : Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
Lillia : How have you survived this long?
Rick : Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.

Owain : I need you to be straight with me.
Rick : *nervous gay laughter*

Owain : I just wanna take your clothes off.
Akane : Please fold them neatly.

"A fun and interesting fact about me is that I’m a fucking idiot" - Owain, again

"You destroyed my friend ! For that you must pay ! Possibly with money, definitely with suffering !" - Akane

Adam : I'm not grabbing your boob, I'm grabbing your heart.
Liberty : That's my right boob, though.

Owain : What is this place? It's so dark down here.
Akane : Shh..
Owain : What did you hear something?
Akane : No, I just want you to stop talking.

Owain: Why aren't there friend pick-up lines?
Like, pick up lines to make friends
Like
"Hey, that's a cute dress, you know who it'd look better on? Nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual!"
Rick : Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Owain : ...
Kendall : ...
Kendall : Two types of people.

Owain: Can you pass the salt ?
Rick : Can you pass your classes ?
Owain : ...
Owain : Too much salt.
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Message par Akane Ueno le Sam 25 Mar - 14:38

C'est comme un combat Pokémon, je dois annoncer une phrase cheesy avant de me mettre à envoyer des quotes


Owain : High-five!
Jan : *slaps Owain in the face* Sorry, I missed.

Lillia : *glances at exploded building*
Lillia : *looks straight at Akane*
Akane : What? Okay. Yeah. It was me. It was me with a Zippo and a bottle of gas.

Owain : I win.
Akane : I have you pinned to the ground.
Owain : I know.

Jan's evil clone [pointing to the real Jan] : Shoot him! he’s the clone!
Rick [aiming at the clone] : The REAL Jan would never pass up an opportunity to die.



Adam : Liberty, how do I look?
Liberty : With your eyes, Adam.

Owain : Sorry I'm late. I was busy doing...stuff. And things.
Akane : I'm stuff.
Rick : And I'm things!

Owain : Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Akane : Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
[pause]
Owain : …Oh.
Akane : I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

Jan : I think you should pretend to be my mother.
Kendall : I don't want to be your mother.
Jan : Perfect. You already know your lines.

"A buddy of mine saw Owain take his shirt off in the showers, and he said that Owain had an eight pack. That Owain was shredded." - Owain, dressed as Rick

Lillia : You know, you’re never going to get a girlfriend by being sarcastic.
Jan : Alright, no girlfriend.

Akane : [crying] Touko…
Owain : Well, you got me, Akane!
Akane : Oh, GOD!

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Owain : They call me coffee cause I grind so fine
Rick : They call me coffee, I keep you up past 2 am
Jan : They call me coffee because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am

"My brother has a folder on his computer named Cool Bro and it's just pictures of himself" - Edea on Owain

"They say one out of every four girls is gay. That means a girl I know is gay. I hope it's Kendall. Kendall's cute." - Jonas, the day she'll accept her bisexuality

Lillia : No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references. Okay ? Are we cowabunga on this ?
Owain : Fine, we're cowabunga.

Adam : How'd I do ?
Akane : You are a constant source of disappointment.
Owain : Hey, I thought I was the constant source of disappointment...
Well, I just have to try harder ! Someone get me a screwdriver !

"I’m fiveteen I’m grown up now don’t tell me how to live my life you peasants." - Edea

"I wasn’t hurt THAT badly! You said the bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be." - Owain to Rick

Lillia : You're a very nice person, deep down.
Jan : Okay, that sounds fake... but okay.

Owain : That doesn’t look very safe.
Akane : Yeah, I know, that’s why I’m having you do it.

"Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream." - Akane to Owain

"I just love eavesdropping for good causes." - Lillia

"My sister stole the mic and got 100 percent on the karaoke. I was supposed to sing that song." - Owain on Edea

"Look at all the figs I don’t give!" - Akane

"I could use pants." - Adam
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Message par Akane Ueno le Sam 25 Mar - 22:40

Prout


Liberty : ...Should I be concerned?
Akane : *dragging a body bag* Nope.

Owain : Hey, lemme get your number
Akane : *visibly texting* I don't have a phone

"Oh, this is exciting! I hope everyone dies." - Charles

Jan : Akane is the worst. And that’s not jealousy talking, I’d say that to her face!
[Doorbell rings. Jan opens the door]
Akane : I need your help.
Jan : You’re the worst. [slams door]

Katherine : That's a great dress, Akane, but I bet it would look even better on Owain's floor!
Akane : ...
Owain : Are you...hitting on Akane...FOR me?

Katherine : I poisoned one of our glasses, but I forgot which one.
Jan : The way this dinner is going? I hope it’s mine.

Owain, pointing to a whiteboard : There is only one thing worse than a murderer:
[Owain pulls off a piece of paper to reveal the word CHILD above MURDERER]
Akane : A child!
Owain : No.

Owain : Akane knows my name!
Rick : She called you an idiot.
Owain : An idiot whose name she knows!



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Message par Lillia Mizutani le Lun 27 Mar - 13:20

Charles est secrètement un psycopathe *rires*

"It's time to... Jan... It's Jan time." - Jan

Akane : Come with me if you want to live!
Katherine : If you want to come, live with me!
(A worried Owain in between)

Akane : Hey, heretic! Wait up!
Jan : Akane, that's not a great way to try and start a conversation.

Akane : I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress.
Rick : You'd have to be dead for six months to fit into it.

Lillia :
Rick, this steak is a little tough.
RIck : So is life, and then you die.

"Kidnapping ? I prefer 'surprise adoption'." - Liberty

Rick : Can you help me with this crossword puzzle ? I need a five letter word for disappointment.
Jan : Owain.
Rick : ...It fits.

Akane : I'm going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games.
Rick : I'm always straight.
Owain : Oh, man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told.

Owain : Ahh, dude, no homo.
Rick : What? I'm gay, you're gay. We're boyfriends.
Owain : Yeah but, it's not homo it's bromo. We're expressing our bro love.

Owain : The stars are beautiful tonight. You know who else is beautiful ?
Lillia : Who ?
Owain : Akane.

Rick : That is not appropriate for the workplace.
Katherine : You're not appropriate for the work place.
Rick : You're not appropriate for your face.
Lillia : I bet when you'll reconnect in your thirties, you guys will get married.

"People die if they are killed" - Owain

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue." - Jan

"No boyfriend ? No problem." - Kendall, to Jonas

"I think Rick should be captain. I like him in those positions ...of leadership." - Adrien

"Where were you ? And don't say the bathroom. Because I kicked in all the stalls" - Rick to Lillia
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Message par Akane Ueno le Mar 28 Mar - 20:23

Actuellement je procrastine donc on va y aller mollo


Owain : So I heard you like bad boys.
Owain : Well, I'm bad at everything.
Owain : *winks with both eyes*

Akane : You're ugly.
Charles : Must you attack me with words?
Akane : Do you want me to use rocks?

Lillia : Oh, dear.
Rick : Lillia, I told you, nobody our age says "Oh, dear".
Lillia : Oh, my.
Rick : Or that.

Owain : So I've been thinking.
Jan : That's a first.

"I’m the brains and you’re the boobs of this operation." - Jonas to Kendall

Probably after accidentally (and yet again) making Liberty mad
Owain : Please tell me that you're still alive.
Jan : I'm texting you from beyond the grave.
Owain : I can't tell if you're serious or not. Zombies can text.

Owain : I don’t care what anyone says, the middle of an Oreo is the best.
Jan : Light without darkness, darkness and no light. One can not exist without the other.
Akane : Yo, Socrates, it’s a fucking cookie.

Rick : Seriously, all you do is bitch.
Akane : I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation!

Katherine : I have a pornographic memory.
Lillia : Don’t you mean ‘photographic?’
Katherine : No.

"I will do a lot of things. But admitting I’m cold to Owain after he told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them." - Akane

Owain : It’s a package from Akane.
Rick : What is it?
Owain : It’s heavy. Must be her disappointment in me.

"I will do my best, well, maybe not my best, but at least some level of effort." - Jan
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Message par Rick O'Brien le Sam 1 Avr - 23:49

Pas beaucoup

Owain : Is that your hand in my back pocket Akane
Akane : It’s cold
Owain : Are you even cold
Akane : Are you saying I'm hot

Owain : The world will turn to ass
Rick : And the world will turn to sass
Charles: And the world will turn to foie gras
Jan : And the world will turn to ash

Rick : Pissing off Lillia would be like kicking a puppy why would you
Pissing off Akane would be like…a normal tuesday
Pissing off Owain would be the last thing you would ever do

(Let it go instrumentals in the back ♪)
Akane : No i am not singing this thing i won’t-
Adam & Owain : (horrendously off-key) Let it go let it gooooooooo
Akane : ...
Akane : Give me the damn lyrics

Owain : I too would like to be cradled by Liberty
Liberty : what
Owain : wait what, who said that

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Message par Akiro Lynn le Lun 3 Avr - 20:12

Akiro joins the party


Owain : Akiro, please teach me how to write !
Akiro : You just gotta... just pick up a pen...
Akiro : Then cry for about four hours...
Akiro : And then a book magically appears before you.

Owain : It's really muggy outside today.
Akane : If I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you.
Owain : *sips coffee from a bowl*

Akane : Truth or dare?
Akiro : Truth.
Akane : What's your credit card number?

Lillia : I made a marshmallow Akane ! Her arms are crossed because she's mad at all the other marshmallow people for annoying her. You like it?
Akane : *choked up* It's fine.

Rick : Akane, where are you going?
Akane : Well, that depends, Rick. When I die, probably hell.
Akane : But right now I'm going to the bathroom.

Charles : You have to spend the next week with me and do everything I say.
Jan : So, what, I have to be your slave or something?
Charles : No... you have to my friend.
Jan : NO, that is SO much worse.

Owain : Can we get McDonald's?
Liberty : No, we have food at the supermarket.
Owain : *wiping tears* I hate this fucking city.

Owain : Akane, when I die, I don't care who else is at my funeral as long as you're there.
Akane : Of course I'll be there. The murderer always shows up to throw off the cops.

Jan : Okay, emergency meeting! I need everyone to gather around me in order of how much I trust them.
Akiro : *gets close to him*
Everyone else : *stays back*

Lillia:  I want you to say something positive about yourself.
Akiro : I have... eyes.

Rick : You're an awful person.
Katherine : Maybe. But I'm rich and pretty, so it doesn't really matter.

In the middle of setting up a surprise party
Charles : *knocks on the door*
Liberty : You can't come in.
Charles : Why not?
Liberty : Because, uh, Jan's naked.
Jan : What?
Liberty : Well I couldn't tell him /I/ was naked. He's allowed to see me naked.
Jan : Why does ANYONE have to be naked?

Akane : So who do you think is the toughest: Owain, Rick, or Jan ?
Lillia : Charles is not up for consideration?
Akane : Charles ? They just keep him around to look pretty.

Owain : We're so in sync! We finish each other's...
Akane : ...
Owain : ...ssss-
Akane : -ssssomebody once told me-

Liberty : Okay, is there actually anyone here who isn't gay!?
Jan : *raises his hand*
Akiro : *pushes his hand back down*

Owain : I love you.
Akane : *eating a potato chip loudly* You should. I'm a god damn miracle.

Akiro : Jan! You really do care!
Jan : Yeah, I do. Tell anyone and I'll kick your ass. I have a reputation.


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Message par Lillia Mizutani le Ven 7 Avr - 13:38

Akiro is cinnamon roll material   Wah

"You’re mad because I broke your face and burned your whole body. Well, grow up." - Akane to, whoever

"I have no use for people. I find people weird and confusing." - Kendall

Owain : I'm sorry I dragged you into this. And that I never did laundry. And that I waited until you were about to do yours then secretly tossed mine into the basket to trick you into doing it.
Milos : You didn't trick me. I repeatedly asked you to stop.

Jan : I hate my life.
Rick : I hate my life too.
Liberty : If I had a life, I'd hate it.

Lillia: What's goin' on with you and Akane?
Owain : Nothing.
Lillia : I think you're wrong.
Owain : I think I'm not.
Lillia : I think you're getting together.
Owain : We're not.
Lillia : But you want to.
Owain : Yes.
Lillia : I think...wait, what?
Owain : See, sometimes if I slam on the brakes, you run right past.

Owain : Alright...suggestions.
Rick : About what?
Owain : What are we talking about... The plan! We need a plan!
Ada : You said you had a plan!
Owain: My plan was to crowdsource a plan!

"My ignorance is becoming a theme." - Owain

Jan : You wanted to see me?
Akiro : Yeah. I know you're too proud to say "I told you so," so I'm just gonna --
Jan : Told you so. Not too proud.
Akiro : Yeah, that seems right.

Owain : We look cute together.
Akane : I look cute with everybody.

Edea : What is Adam even doing?
Jan : His best.

Jonas : How many sweets have you eaten today?
Kendall, laying in a bed of sweets : Now is not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human.

"Like Akane always says: when one door closes, choose a nearby wall and bash it in with brute force." - Owain

Lillia: What's wrong with Jan?
Jan, while bashing his head against a wall : Angst, angst, angst.
Akane : He's a little off today, haven't you noticed?
Lillia : Maybe he's in love!
Akane: Who would fall in love with that?

Liberty : Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her, you'll kill me?
Owain : No. If you hurt Akane, she's perfectly capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.

Jan : Aww, babe. You had a crush on me ? That's embarassing.
Akiro : We're married.
Jan : Still.

"I’d give you my heart.  I’d rip it out of my chest.  But then I would literally die." - Adam to Liberty

Owain : You are avoiding your problems.
Katherine : What? No I'm not. Can we talk about this tomorrow?

"He’s my best friend, he’s like a brother to me, but he’s a disaster." - Owain, about Adam

Owain : I absolutely trust Katherine.
Rick : Are you sure she's not just some kind of madwoman?
Owain : ...I absolutely trust Katherine.

"If my hands were free, I’d break every part of your face." - Akane to Liberty

Lillia : It's so dark down here, I can't see a thing!
Jan (sarcastically) : Oh no, what a nightmare!
Lillia : Sorry.

Ada : Are you hurt?
Jan : Just my pride.... And my body. My pride and my body.

Owain : Why can't you trust anyone?
Jan : Because you trust everyone!

"Don’t try to bond with me." - Kendall to Owain

Rick : This looks like something you'd find on the wall of a serial killer.
Akane : In a way, that's a compliment. Shows dedication.
Rick : No.

"Long time, no see.  Except in my revenge fantasies where I see you on an hourly basis." -  Akane to Liberty

Owain : I'm friendly, I'm loyal, I'm energetic... I just described a dog, didn't I?
Ada : Well, yes, but people love dogs.

Rick : Sorry, I was being sort of a dick.
Ada : We weren't going to say it.
Owain : I was.

Akane : Am I going too far?
Liberty : No, no, no. You went too far seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Akane : And the ugly duckling had grown into a beautiful swan. So you see, children, there is hope for anyone.
Charles : Even me?
Akane : No.

Katherine : I dislike you, capisce?
Rick : Tell it to the cleaning crew on Monday.
Katherine : What?
Rick : Because you'll be ash by Monday.
Katherine : Ummm...
Rick : Because you'll be fried in two seconds. And the cleaning crew? They clean up...ashes. Dust. They dust.
Katherine : So, what's on Monday?
Rick : Well, 'cause...it's Friday now, they have weekends off, so...Monday...right?

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Message par Akane Ueno le Ven 7 Avr - 20:57

Comme c'est Akane qui poste, ça va être moins kawaii

Adam : Do you think I'm stupid?
Liberty : Of course I do, but that's not the point.

Jan : Owain ?
Owain : Yeah ?
Jan : Before we die, I just want to say...
Owain : Yes?
Jan : THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Akane : From now on, we'll be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.
Akane : Ada is "Been There, Done That".
Akane : Pearl is "Currently Doing That".
Akane : Leon is "It Happened Once In a Dream".
Akane : Owain is "If I Had to Pick a Dude".
Akane : And Rick is...
Akane : Eagle Two.
Rick : Oh, thank God.

Owain : Are you taken?
Akane : Yeah, taken for granted.

"It's not gay if you think Jan is hot. We all think Jan is hot." - Owain

Rick : I'm not supposed to have any ideas. I'm the hot one.
Akane : Um, I'm pretty sure I'm the hot one.

"If Akane had a twin, she would have eaten her in the womb." -Charles, seeming to think this is a compliment

"The only reason I didn’t tell you is I don’t value you as a person, so why be honest?" - Jan

Liberty: *phone starts ringing*
Adam[looking at her phone screen]: Haha Liberty, you still call your dad "daddy" ?
Liberty[picking up the phone and making direct eye contact with Adam]: Hey Charles.
Adam: *chokes on his drink*

Akane : I admit, some mistakes were made.
Liberty : Murders. Some murders were made.

Adam : When will you stop playing hard to get??
Liberty : When you stop playing hard to want.

Ada : Going to Plan B?
Rick : Technically, that would be Plan G.
Ada : How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M?
Rick : Yeah, but Owain dies in Plan M.
Akane : I like Plan M.



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Message par Rick O'Brien le Dim 9 Avr - 14:27

Quelques unes voilà voilà

Akane : Yes or no?!
Rick : Nes.

Liberty: Admit it. You all think robots are just machines built by humans to make their lives easier.
Charles :Well, aren’t they?
Liberty : I’ve never made anyone’s life easier and you know it.

(Suggesting to be the Rebels' leader)
Owain : What if I was the king?
Ada : Then we'd be in a lot of trouble.

Jonas : *Wearing a cute outfit*
Kendall : Man I wish I could pull that off!
Jonas : Go ahead.
Kendall : What?
Jonas : What?

"I realize that some people don’t like me… and I also realize that I highly don’t give a fuck." - Katherine

Rick : Are you sure about this?
Owain : Have I ever been wrong?
Akane : *glares at him*
Owain : I mean when it's important!
Akane: *still glares at him*

"Don’t let another person ruin your day. Ruin your own damn day." - Jan
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Message par Akiro Lynn le Dim 9 Avr - 17:11

Hoche


Jan : What are you doing?
Akiro : Smelling a rose.
Jan : Weird.
Jan, walking away and whispering : I wish I was that rose.
Akiro : What?
Jan : I said you're weird.

Rick : If you were to go into the future and meet future you, they would already be expecting you because they already traveled to the future and met another future you.
Owain : My dumb ass won't remember I'm coming.

Akane : I searched everywhere.
Owain : What?
Akane : I looked through hundreds of files.
Akane : Searched through my text messages.
Akane : I even searched my wardrobe.
Akane : But I still couldn't find where I asked for your opinion.
Owain : ...

Adrien : Liberty really hates us.
Rick : Yeah, maybe she's homophobic.
Adrien : ... We're not gay.
Rick : We're not!?

Jan : What's an "anime"?
Akiro, patting his shoulder solemnly : We have much to discuss.

Akane : How long have you been sleeping with Charles ?
Liberty : What? I don't even get- Why would I-
Liberty : I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your-
Liberty : You have the nerve, the audacity-
Liberty : And how- How do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off.
Akane : *stares*

Ada : Okay, we need to cut down on expenses, what can we live without?
Akane : Owain

Akane : It was for love!
Liberty : Cool motive. Still murder.

Jan : Am I supposed to feel intimidated by now? Because I kind of don't.
Ada : Why not?
Jan : Well for starters you're... what, fifteen years old?
Ada : No! I'm fifteen and a half!

Owain : Do you trust me?
Akane : No.
Owain : I'm going to take that as a yes.

Jan : Anyone wanna hear a joke?
Jan : My life.

Owain : If you were a flower, you'd be a damnnnndelion.
Akane : Dandelions are weeds.

Lillia : *trying to reach something on a shelf* Owain, I need a boost.
Owain : All right. Go for it! You can do it! You're the best! Woo-hoo!
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Message par Rick O'Brien le Mer 12 Avr - 13:30

Not a lot cause I got work

Jan : Voices in my head…totally normal, right?
Rick : What?
Jan : There’s only two. That speak English.

"Unfortunately, my birthday has always been the lousiest day of the year. It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up." - Rick

"You’ll have to excuse them. They’re idiots." - Jan about Owain and Adam

Adam : I wouldn't go out there unless I had one of those big iron things that go up and down. What do you call those things?
Akane : Tanks.
Adam : You're welcome.

Owain :
You wanna do something stupid, Bro? *winks*
[Sexy music begins to play]
Adam : Did you even have to ask?

Owain : So, Lillia…..do you have a crush on someone?
Lillia : The only crush I have is crushing anxiety.

Owain : Which country has the most birds? Portu-geese.
Rick : That’s a language.
Owain : Um, Portu-gull.
Rick : Nice recovery.
Owain : Don’t you mean re-dove-ry?
Adam : Turkey. How did you miss Turkey.

Owain :
let’s fuck the aliens up
Katherine : I’m already fucking one
Owain : ...
Katherine :  ...
Owain : ...
Katherine : -up. Fucking one up.

Jan : So, how is the prettiest person in the world doing?
Akiro : *still reading his book* I don’t know, how are you doing?
Jan : *voice cracking*………I’m fine.
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Re: Incorrect RP quotes

Message par Jan Lyons le Ven 14 Avr - 22:13

aujourd'hui, Owain s'en prend plein la gueule


Owain : Told Akane I like her. She said she's unsure and needs to think about her feelings for me.
Lillia : How long has she been thinking?
Owain : Three years.

Akane : You broke into my house?!
Owain : No, that would be wrong. I had a key.

Jan : Owain, would you step outside for a moment?
Owain : Why?
Jan : Because you irritate me.

Owain : What’s your blood type?
Jan : How would I know?
Owain : How would you not?
Jan : Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?
Owain : You don’t know your own blood type but you know who discovered them?!

Owain : Girls are so hot.
Owain : Guys are hot too
Owain : Why is everyone so hot?
Rick : Global warming.

Owain : I know this is going to be hard to believe, but... I've never kissed anyone.
Rick : I think it's hard to believe that you think I find that hard to believe.

Owain : I never considered you a rival.
Jan : I never considered you at all.
Owain : Now that's just hurtful.

Akane : I swing both ways Wink
Akane : Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers

Owain : Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.
Akiro : Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?
Owain : I just forget stuff like a cool person.

Rick : Rich people are crazy.
Katherine : *wearing like fourteen rings on one hand* Oh, absolutely.
Charles : *holding a deck of credit cards* Tell me about it.

Owain : *takes a deep breath*
Owain : I lo—
Anyone who has spent five seconds around Owain ever: Yes, you love Akane, we know, you love Akane so much, she's the light of your life, your reason to live, you love her so much, you just LOVE Akane, we KNOW, you love Akane, you fucking love Akane, okay, we know, we get it, yOU LOVE AKANE, WE GET IT.

Lillia : Owain! I don't want to be here, it's scary!
Owain : It's okay, we have Jan.
Lillia : That's why it's scary!
   
Owain : Punch me in the face.
Jan : Punch you?
Owain : Yes, punch me in the face! Didn’t you hear me?
Jan : I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s normally subtext.


IDK WHY
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